ONE TOOTH TWO TOOTH RED TOOTH BLUE TOOTH

My little sweetheart, Allie, has one little tooth in the middle of her bottom gum. When she smiles, it's like looking at a haggard old witch! We were playing with her the other day and Called her "One-Tooth." "How's it going, One-Tooth?" I asked her. After a long pause I asked my wife to imagine if we named her Rhee instead of Allie. She looked at me suspiciously. "Rhee? Why would we do that? What does Rhee mean?" she asked. I replied, "Because then we could call her "One-Tooth Rhee!" Her eyes rolled back into her head. She shook her head as if to remove what she just heard from it. I attacked again: "We could say things like, 'What did you do that to One Tooth Rhee for?" I was so damn amused with myself!